Question:
I had a date with a Trixie the other night. I met her at a 28th birthday party for my friend in the Marrot Condo building at Fall Creek & Meridian. She and I hit it off at the party. After exchanging flirtatious looks at each other, I got up the nerve to approach this smokin’ hot beauty. We chatted at length about our mutual interests in running on the Monon Trail, bangin’ cocktails at Blu Point, shopping at the Fashion Mall and antiquing at Midland downtown. Kismet, right?
Okay … me? Southern-&-7 (Yeah + Fist-Pump!); Her? Cranberry and Vodka. It was about an hour later that she told me about this website, and that she was a "Trixie". After convincing myself that "Trixie" was in no way related to "if you want to take me home it will cost you", I felt more at ease. I picked her up for dinner the following evening, and then we shared a few cocktails down on Mass Ave at Mac Nevins (mistake 1). Next, we cabbed all the way up to Sullivan’s at Keystone Crossing (mistake 2). After that -- back to her place (mistake 3), where she continued on the theme of the night -- Herself. Don't get me wrong, we did “mack” a little on the couch, but I left feeling …. oh, disappointed! So was I wrong? If you want to take a Trixie out -- oh boy will it will cost you ….. time. Please let me know there are better Trixies out there to date. I am a 4th year ER resident at Methodist, I graduated from Harvard Med, I am a good looking guy, in shape and all that .... Where did I go wrong? I mean I don't have a nice car yet, but isn't there a certain "medical" vibe given off by those who can assuredly rely on future earnings? Or did I just meet the wrong Trixie? Is there anyone out there worth my time? Please see above mistakes and tell me my error(s).
Thanks.
Tim in Broad Ripple
Answer:
Remember doctor, while as a 4th year ER resident you have income potential, you are still a resident, and therefore an overworked, underpaid dog. Trixies respond better to tangible signs of wealth than to signs of Future Potential Wealth. I predict that in a year, when your salary goes from $40K to $250K, you'll have more luck. If your credit is good now and you have been diligent on your student loans, you should be able to get a bank loan this very week to buy a Porsche Cayenne or the venerable Mercedes G-Class G550 4MATIC. I advise you to do it immediately.
Most Trixies respect the G-Class. It is a notable up-market GL series that carries the right “social gravity”. Although the exterior styling could best be described as "functional" and the interior very un-Trixie-like in it’s spartan utility, the G-Class has a certain minimalist appeal that rings loudly in the Village as well as Williams Creek. And, as most Trixies know, “minimalist appeal” is code for old money, New England Prep and therefore EXTREMELY Trixie-like. Welcome to the Village.
~ Ashley
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