Saturday, April 25, 2009

Letter of Complaint to the Indianapolis Colts


In early 2008 after the Colts amazing Super Bowl win, the Society's executive board wrote a letter to Colts Management, demanding better treatment of our Trixies. Our letter detailed the harsh treatment experienced by a typical Trixie girl attending a football game simply in an effort to frolic and drink with her co-workers.

After a long period of silence from the Colts, the Broad Ripple Trixie Society recently renewed our effort to improve the safety, security and comfort of our Trixies who attend games at Lucas Oil Stadium. In the past, we have been victims of stray punts, damaged hearing, beer spilled and mustard smeared on expensive clothing, and all-around discomfort from the lack of Starbucks and proper shopping facilities at the Lucas Oil Stadium. As everyone knows, Trixies and their significant others, coworkers and friends make up the majority of the crowd in the 40-50 yardline seats, and as such, we demand to receive the same level of plush-ness we enjoy a few miles north of the Stadium in our Village of Jeeps, Jettas, Mini Coopers, boutiques, home decor stores, and fancy restaurants.

On April 19th, our Executive Committee again wrote a letter to COLTS management, demanding the they make changes to serve their premiere clientele in the first-class manner we deserve. Below is a copy of that letter in its entirety. We urge you, our members, to also write the Colts independently and echo your support for our noble cause.


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Letter to Colts Management - in staggering detail

Please click on each page of our letter to the Indianapolis Colts for an expanded view:

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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Are Fishers Residents Eligible To Join?

Dear Ashley:

I can't tell you how excited I was to read that certain areas of Carmel were added to the Society's acceptable boundaries and since I live in Fishers which is near Carmel, I could be possibly eligible for membership.

Here is my question. Since I technically live in Fishers and not Carmel, but meet all other criteria, am I in?

Cait Atherton



Dear Cait:

Wow. You certainly dug through the old press releases to find the Carmel information! Unfortunately, Fishers is not currently in our plan. As many people say, Fishers is known for being Carmel's punk little brother. It simply does not fit into our lifestyle or plan at the moment.

But anyway...

As you know, most neighborhoods have changed dramatically over the years and continue to do so with the ebb and flow of social mores and the economy.

The Society redistricting committee is currently evaluating real estate and urban development trends in the areas around the Broad Ripple anchor village. Initial estimates hint that Fishers may have peaked some time a few years ago, and is again slipping into further decline.

You may want to look into moving to an approved part of Carmel or -- better yet -- Broad Ripple Village proper to increase your odds of gaining membership. That said, the official redistricting will not be made public until later this year.

Cheers!
Ash



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