Saturday, January 30, 2010

Audi A4 Dilemma

Hey Ash!

My boyfriend got his MBA last year and bought an Audi A4 after graduation. Now I see that Audi has released a new version, so his car is no longer the newest body style. Should I be embarrassed to ride around with him?

<3
Lissy


Dear Lissy -

Yours is not an uncommon problem among Trixies in the Village, however it is easily solved. Just pretend that you are not aware of the better, newer Audi. Convince yourself that your A4 is the latest A4, and that your boyfriend's car is just as good as the redesigned Audi you see hauling that Trixie and her significant other in the opposite direction down Broad Ripple Avenue. Be sure not to lose your inclination to issue nasty glances, and before you know it, you'll be as confident as you used to be!

-Ashley



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