To All Trixies:
“Don't go to the bathroom on August 6th!!! CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 6th may be bitten on the ass by Terrorist Alligators. Reports indicate that organized groups of Fundamental Terrorist Alligators (FTAs) are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.”
Ashley, I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin's uncle is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hot dogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy at Nordstrom who shines the shoes of a mail room worker who has a friend who works in the CIA building.
He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. It certainly must be true because I could find no reference to it NOT being true on Snopes.com.
Debby Mulcahey
Indianapolis
Dear Debby,
Are you sure this is really true? Well ... better safe than sorry ... that’s my motto. I will pass this warning on to our Trixie Constituents for review, and to all of my best friends over gossip at Starbucks on Saturday morning.
-Ashley
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