Tuesday, July 08, 2008 - 5:06 PMLaura Samuels briefly double-parked her brand new Jetta in the alley behind Rock Lobster as she stopped at La Bamba Mexican restaurant to obtain carry-out.
During her time inside the restaurant, witnesses reported seeing a "sketchy" man vandalize the new Jetta VR6. It is reported that the bearded male inserted a condom into the grill of the vehicle and glued it into place with a strong industrial adhesive.
"There was no way I was touching that thing, so I couldn't get it off," Miss Samuels told Detectives. "I had to get downtown, and since I think cabs are just too dirty, I decided to drive my vandalized car. I could tell people were staring at me, and laughing behind tinted windows," she continued.
"This type of disgusting behavior is unacceptable in the Village," Miss Samuels claimed. "I don't feel safe anymore after this! How would you like being a victim of a hate crime!?"
Multiple police reports have been filed in this matter.
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